Thursday, August 11, 2011

Non surgical Procedures

Non Surgical Procedures

Thermage (for face, eyes, arms, abdomen and thighs)

Sick of normal, common skin? Feeling self conscious about your saggy body? Want to have better skin than everyone else? Come try our Thermage Procedure. It’s as easy as one, two, three. Create the perfect glow that’s better than everyone else. Defeat those saggy bits of skin that normal people have and become the perfect woman that every man wants. This procedure is quick and painless and only takes a few minutes. For those busy people try our new state of the art drive-through procedure. Quicker than ever before! For tighter, smoother skin from head to toe come see our specially trained doctors.

Anti Wrinkle Injections

Do you look like an old woman? Are you tired of being criticised for looking like an old hag? Come and enjoy our all natural anti wrinkle injections, only using the most natural organic chemicals by the bacteria Clostridium Botulinum, formulated by our top doctors. Make your face look like a newborn baby as it should. Like our motto says “Because after all it’s whats on the outside that counts”. (Operation available for all ages.)

Laser for Facial Spider Veins

Are you ugly? Riddled with hideous veins all over your face. Well you don’t have to be hidden away from society anymore. Come see our doctors and if they can stand the sight of you, we’ll fix you right up. Our doctors are specially trained to try and not miss the desired area with the high powered laser that sends pulses of energy through your face to rid you of being a burden to society.
(* We are not liable for face paralysis or any other complications such as blindness, third degree laser burns, etc.)

Tear Trough Deformity

Are you a wuss? Are you constantly crying for no apparent reason? If your sick of your emotions constantly showing? Well it’s time to man up with our latest and most popular tear trough deformity procedure. With one quick slice from our professional doctors all of your wet, tear stained days are over. This procedure will rejuvenate your face and you will no longer look weak in front of your family and friends. Because lets face it no one likes a crybaby.

Lip Augmentation

Do you find that no one want to kiss you or even touch your normal lips? Well don’t embarrass and disgust your partner anymore. Redefine your lips for your partners sake and become the person that everyone wants. Enjoy our comfortable beds at our surgery and go through a painless, non invasive operation to stop that ugly clock.

Platelet Rich Plasma

Are you embarrassed by your blood when you bleed? Are your platelets uglier than everyone else and just let you down every time? Well no longer will you have to be embarrassed, come see our doctors and they will create super platelets, better than anyone else. No longer will you just bleed normal blood but super blood, specially designed by our amazing doctors.
(*Super powers not included.)

Friday, August 5, 2011

Wagga Wagga Brochure - Collaboration Assessment

We were asked by Luke to create together as a team, a brochure promoting Wagga Wagga.
We were all given a task to do to help produce a brochure as a team by the end of the week. My job was to research and collate information on entertainment in the city.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011


Midori Splice

Ingredients (serves 12)

500g butter, softened
2 cup caster sugar
60mL malibu
6 eggs
5 cups self-raising flour
1 1/2 cups milk
100 mL whipped cream
1/2 cup icing sugar

3 cups icing sugar
2 egg whites
60 mL midori
50g butter


Preheat oven to 180°C/160°C fan-forced. Grease and line an 8cm-deep, 19cm (base) square cake pan with baking paper.
Using an electric mixer, cream butter, caster sugar and Malibu in a medium bowl on medium-high speed until light and fluffy.
Add eggs, 1 at a time, beating to combine. Add half the flour. Stir to combine. Add half the milk. Stir to combine. Repeat with remaining flour and milk.
Spread mixture into prepared pan. Bake for 1 hour or until a skewer inserted into the centre comes out clean. Stand in pan for 10 minutes. Turn out onto a wire rack to cool.

Mix icing sugar, butter and egg whites until light and fluffy.
Fold in the Midori in softly.
Spread mixture onto the first cake and place the second cake on top layering the two together.
Finally mix the cream and icing sugar together and spread over the top and serve.